REMINDER: Coffee & Q/A w/ Alan, Sunday 5/5

Don’t forget! This Sunday at 11am Eastern / 8am Pacific, throw on a pot of coffee (or tea, sure, whatever) and join Alan Augustson in a LIVE Zoom teleconference! Bring your questions… bring your answers… bring a sense of humor!

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Consider yourself on notice

@realDonaldTrump: you created a threat to all human existence just to feed your vanity. If and when I succeed you, rest assured you’ll be the star of a very different show.

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URGENT to Democratic voters…

I can guarantee you that Bernie will be thrown under the bus. I can guarantee you that you will be fobbed off on a centrist juggernaut. And I can guarantee you a Trump re-election.

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A little housekeeping…

The latest site update should be a little more phone-friendly, placing the content at the top and above the “sidebar” material that’s constant from one

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2019 Listening Tour

If your upcoming Local or State Party meeting has teleconferencing available, please let me know at https://run-alan.run/contact. By agreement with the other candidates, I can’t speak unless all candidates are invited. But no one said I can’t listen!

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Are you not entertained?

Let’s be perfectly honest. For decades now, our Presidents have been elected solely on entertainment value.

You want entertainment? I will bring you the ultimate reality show: Billionaires behind Bars! Coming to a TV near you, January 2021!

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